Humor & Laughter Village: 幽默笑話村: 016
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Hubby in big trouble: received from C Alan Kang
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A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in our
driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the
driveway. She brought it inside, opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.