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| Humor & Laughter Village: 幽默笑話村: 019 |
| Marriage Counseling: received from C Alan Kang |
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what
the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem
they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on:
neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable; an
entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up,
walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her
passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least
three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on
Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem
they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on:
neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable; an
entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up,
walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her
passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least
three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on
Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
