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| Humor & Laughter Village: 幽默笑話村: 021 |
| Old Age: received from C Alan Kang |
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I
can't look that old!" Well, you are gonna love this one.
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I
noticed his diploma hanging on the wall. It bore his full name and I suddenly
remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name. He had been in my
high school class some 40-odd years before and I wondered if he could be the same
guy I had a secret crush on way back then??
When I got into the treatment room I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding
gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was much too old to have been my secret
crush... or was he???
After he examined my teeth I asked if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang!" He said, gleaming with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
"1959. Why do you ask?" He answered.
"Well, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.
Then that ugly, old wrinkled son of a bitch asked, "What did you teach?"
can't look that old!" Well, you are gonna love this one.
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I
noticed his diploma hanging on the wall. It bore his full name and I suddenly
remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name. He had been in my
high school class some 40-odd years before and I wondered if he could be the same
guy I had a secret crush on way back then??
When I got into the treatment room I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding
gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was much too old to have been my secret
crush... or was he???
After he examined my teeth I asked if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang!" He said, gleaming with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
"1959. Why do you ask?" He answered.
"Well, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.
Then that ugly, old wrinkled son of a bitch asked, "What did you teach?"
