A young unwed girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this news to
her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want
to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished
man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and
enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good
morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her
because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will
bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If
it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do
you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's
shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!"
her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want
to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished
man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and
enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good
morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her
because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will
bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If
it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do
you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's
shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!"
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| Humor & Laughter Village: 幽默笑話村: 029 |
| The unwed girl and the baby: received from C Alan Kang |
